Are you ready? cus I am! This friday is gonna be so cool, because I wrote this!
Do you REALLY wanna look like this twat?
I see muffin tops. Someone get him a barbell, QUICK!
Sure you lost 400 lbs, but how many PULL-UPS can you do?
How bout this one? Sure she lost a ton of weight, but I wouldn’t want to be in the same house as her when she’s in the bathroom! Taco Hell diet.
Yup, she’s thin alright. But that’s about it. Where’s the shape? Can she even lift a grocery bag full of meat and veggies? I doubt it.
Compare her to…..
Now go forth and LEARN!