“Aim for the classic flannel look. Hipsters, emo kids, and skateboarders are trying to popularize obnoxious patterns and colors. Before you make your purchase, ask yourself, “Can I wear this outside in a snowy forest and not look like a fuck-head?” If the answer is no, do not make the purchase and consider burning the building down.”
…Taking back manliness! Yes! Cheers, 70’s Big!
Primal Bodybuilding and Health 
Your mission, brother, if you choose to accept it, is to take flannel back from the hipsters.